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You are viewing the most recent 20 entries August 12th, 200701:39 pm:
So my friend from PGH is staying with me for a week and she's only been here for a day and I'm already going insane. She is brushing her teeth right now. But until now, I've had to keep her entertained. We have nothing in commmon really, so we played Hannah and the Ice Caves for something to talk about. She won't go away. She watched me check my email. I don't have anything private and personal in my email, but I don't want someone else reading it. It's really freaking me out. Don't aim me about this because she'll probably be watching.
August 4th, 200707:13 pm: Smokers do the darndest things
Okay, so today my dad and I were out looking at bluetooth stuff for him. So we were about to go into this store, which was in a mall-type thing, and he was smoking, and so he put his cigarette in one of those metal trays in front of buildings so the fronts don't get littered with cigarette butts. We went in, a few feet in, found the store not open, and came back out. He walked over to the cigarette tray, found his cigarette, picked it up and started smoking it. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Neil Jung by Teenage Fanclub , father
July 26th, 200710:42 pm: Can't polish a turd.
Today I was on my way to that god-awful volenteer job, and my sister was primping in the mirror. Her nappy tracks looked like shit, as always, and she was wearing a tube top and her bra straps were hanging out, and even the clasp and the back was easily visible. She had on that lip gloss that resembles seminal fluid, a fake tan, and her face was a different color than her body because of her thick pancake of makeup. I couldn't help but thinking "You can't polish a turd." Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Happy New Year by Camera Obscura , semen lipgloss, sister, tracks, turd
July 9th, 200712:41 pm: Free hugs!
So, I saw a free hugs guy in front of the Lincoln Memorial two days ago. It was awesome. I hugged him. I took a picture. Picture below. Discontinuing photo of the day, it was stupid, but for this, I'll post a picture. It was awesome.  Current Music: Agenda Suicide by the Faint , lincoln memorial
June 22nd, 200701:25 am: Alright
My voice sounded weird. That's partially because it was a cell phone. And now I'm bored. I probably won't be able to fall asleep because my mom is snoring. I'll go to sleep when she wakes in the morning. I'm not really tired anyway; just bored. So I just saw an ad that said "fill out a survey to get lj gift certificates" and I could actually use that so I did one. It's only a one dollar certificate so I can't really buy anything with it, and it says I'll usually only qualify for one every two weeks, so I hope that the certificates don't expire before you get enough to buy paid accounts. The reason I changed my layout is because the ads looked bad when I had "a novel conundrum" set as my layout and my font set as Fairfax Station. They looked out of place. Now I don't know what my layout is called, but my font is set in Futura Lt BT. So now I can't think of anything to write about so I'll write about the prompt. Which is how well do you know you neighbors? Well, I don't know my neighbors at all. But they have a hot tub. So they must be swingers. They have wild wife swapping parties. Although I have the smaller room, I have a better view of them, so my room is more desirable. I've never actually seen these neighbors, so maybe at their wife swapping parties, they kill the wives and they bury them and there's a completely sinister reason for their wife swapping parties. Or maybe they're rapists. I guess sex is the main part of wife swapping parties, so it's just adultery. That's all. Current Music: Macy, Macy by the Push Kings. , neighbors, paid account, sleep, snoring, voice posts, wife swapping
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